Iran win Asian Futsal Championship in Asian Indoor Games

Hey boys and girls, we won the Asian Futsal Championship in the Asian Indoor Games in Macau.

Whoohoo! That’s great! Now tell me, who Team Melli’s coach is and who is the head of the football federation?

Ah, who am I kidding?! We still don’t have a national team coach or a federation boss to hire one! Everyone who has gone through high school in Iran will tell you that we Iranians love to leave things for the last minutes!

We do not start working on anything until there is barely time enough time left to do it right. Then we scramble like crazy, and make everyone’s lives miserable to get the job done on time. Then we proceed to brag about how good we are and if we had enough time we could have done it even better! So being an extension of life, why should we approach football any differently? Right?

Congratulations to our boys in Macau. We are proud of you.