Mishandling tickets? No way!!

On their official website, Iran Football Federation has announced that they will press charges against one of Tehran’s sports dailies unless they prove or retract their charges that the Federation has been mishandling the sales of World Cup tickets.

This is all because they, the federation and the newspapers, all have too much time on their hands. If they had listened to us fans and scheduled more friendly games, everyone would have been busier, happier, and less likely to pick fights with each other!

Psst! How much for a pair to Iran vs. Mexico?!