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February 25th, 2008 | By: Afshin Afshar | 12 Comments »

It is official now; the decision on a new head coach has been delayed yet again! According to IRIFF Chief, Ali Kaffashian, there is “no reason to rush” the decision!

….What?!! There is no rush?!!?!?!

What the man is smoking is beyond me! Team Melli is scheduled to meet with Kuwait in
Kuwait City on March 26, and the man in charge claims there is no rush in hiring a head coach!!

Folks, here is a good reason why I personally do not buy the White House claims that Iran can be a nuclear threat in a year or two! I mean come on! Just take a look at how long it is taking these government bureaucrats to make a simple decision like hiring a head coach for the national football team, and then look me straight in the eye and tell me that you think the same bureaucrats can get their act together and make nuclear devices in two years!

I can see it right now; first they go over budget by 800%. Then the weapon becomes a 500 ton monstrosity that can not be moved out of the manufacturing area, and can be detonated only on the very same location; after it is properly cranked up of course!

They then will proceed to design and build Battleship Galactica so the device can be made airborne!

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Comments

By kia | February 25th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

Afshin,

The next match is against Kuwait in Kuwait City on “March 26″. That’s 4 extra days later than what you were thinking. That should explain Kaffashian’s lack of sence of urgancy!!! LOL!!!! NO RUSH!!!!!

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By Afshin Afshar | February 25th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

LOL! Good catch kia jAn. I fixed it. Thank you for letting me know.

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By Daryl | February 26th, 2008 at 1:49 am

No rush! Isn’t there the small matter of World Cup qualification to be getting on with?

By Daily Dose 2.26.08 - World Cup Blog - African Cup of Nations 2008 | February 26th, 2008 at 10:01 am

[...] IRIFF in no rush, to do anything (Iran Blog) [...]

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By Afshin Afshar | February 26th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Daryl, welcome to the agonizing world of us Iranian football fans!

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By John | February 26th, 2008 at 11:16 pm

Hey, if Iran needs a coach I’ll do it!

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By Afshin Afshar | February 27th, 2008 at 1:31 am

John, the job is yours as long as you promise to not bring Ali Daei back from retirement!

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By kia | February 27th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

John,

Remember you can not leave the country more than twice a year!!!!

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By kia | February 27th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Look whtat Kaffashian has to say now about the urgency of situation according to ISNA:

زمان مشخصی نمی توان برای این امر تعیین کرد چرا که نمی خواهیم در این زمینه شتابزده تصمیم بگیریم ولی تلاش هیئت رئیسه و کمیته تیم های ملی این است که هر چه زودتر تکلیف سرمربی تیم ملی را روشن کنیم چرا که فرصت زیادی تا دیدار با کویت باقی نمانده است

No date in mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah I forgot, he is in NO RUSH!!!

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By John | February 27th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

All right then, I’ll take the job! I just need to find out a way to connect with Iran’s soccer federation.

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By Afshin Afshar | February 27th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

John,

You should hire kia as your business manager. Seems like he is well rehearsed on IRIFF’s business practices

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By kia | February 27th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

It’s not even worth it dealing with these (IRIFF) poeple! John, don’t waste your time and energy!!!!!